Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 and older!

Someone  had to remind me, so I'm reminding you  too.

Don't  laugh.....it is all true...these are the perks

of reaching 60  and  heading  towards 70 and older!

  
 1. There  is nothing left  to learn the  hard way.

 2. Your  joints are more accurate meteorologists than

the national weather  service

3. No  one expects you to run----anywhere.

4. People  call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

5. People  no longer view you  as a hypochondriac.

6. You  no longer think of  speed limits as  a challenge.

 7. Things  you buy now won't wear out...

8.   You  can eat supper at 4pm.

9. You  can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. Your  secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember  them either.

 11. You  quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the  room.

 12. You  can't remember who sent you this list 

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill

& a laxative on the same night

 
 


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