Iceland

1. It's a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for
the dust to settle.

2. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are
accusing them of harbouring a "weapon of ash eruption".

3. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread
over Europe.

4. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has
insurance scam written all over it.

5. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

6. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

7. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an
airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually."

8. I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen
sausages, a chocolate gateau, and some fish fingers. I realised it must be
the fallout from Iceland.

9. Volcano in Iceland. What next, Earthquake in Asda?

10. What's the capital of Iceland? 25 cents.