DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - IRISH COFFEE

"An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'"

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HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR SOFA?

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR SOFA?: "Before posting this note I asked my son, Ben,
to check the sofas in our house for any loose change
that he could find. He came up with $5.47 out of two
sofas and a reclining chair.

Well this is perfect!"

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DAILY CHUCK CHEER UP - THE LOVE DRESS

DAILY CHUCK CHEER UP - THE LOVE DRESS: "A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music
was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for John to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law
answered."

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DAILY CHEER UP CHUCKLE - MRS. BECKHAM

DAILY CHEER UP CHUCKLE - MRS. BECKHAM: "Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.

Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.

'Is it alright?' asked Victoria Beckham.

The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am, it's dead.'

'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'"

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