DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - APPLES NEW COMPUTER CHIP

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - APPLES NEW COMPUTER CHIP: "Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost �499 to �599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

TODAYS FUNNY PICTURE

TODAYS FUNNY PICTURE: "Large beer glasses"

TRUE SIGNS & NOTICES

TRUE SIGNS & NOTICES: "These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

On a store front in Florida:
'Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!'

A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey:
'Smile, You're on Radar!'

Seen in a State Park in California:
'Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado.'

Sign in a Laundromat
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS"

IS HE DEAD

IS HE DEAD: "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'.

The operator says 'Calm down. I can help.

First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'"

FUN FACTS FROM THE LAUGH LAB

FUN FACTS FROM THE LAUGH LAB: "We counted the number of words in every joke that people submitted. According to the data, jokes containing 103 words are the funniest.

Many of the jokes submitted contained reference to animals. We found that jokes mentioning ducks are funnier than others. Perhaps it's because of their beaks, or webbed feet, or odd shape. Regardless, the implication is clear – if you are going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - MASCULINE OR FEMININE COMPUTERS

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - MASCULINE OR FEMININE COMPUTERS: "was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine."

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - MASCULINE OR FEMININE COMPUTERS

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP - MASCULINE OR FEMININE COMPUTERS: "was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine."

FLYING BLIND

FLYING BLIND: "A DAY WITHOUT LAUGH IS A

DAY WASTED!!!"

CAN YOU READ THIS

CAN YOU READ THIS: "I'm one of the 55. Are You?"

TAX AUDITOR

TAX AUDITOR: "At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said 'I notice you buy a lot of candles, What do you do with the candle drippings?'"

TEST FOR IDIOCY

TEST FOR IDIOCY: "Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are...."

SHEEP SHAGGA

SHEEP SHAGGA: "Just as the seriousness of this bizaare act sinks in you are struck by an unintended pun in the last line (outined in red).

A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday."

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP LITTLE OLD LADY

DAILY CHUCKLE CHEER UP LITTLE OLD LADY

Defense Attorney:* Will you please state your age?'. Click the above link to see full article.

CHUCKLE CHEER UP POLICE COLLEGE ANSWER OF THE YEAR

Crazy Police college caper

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WILL YOU BUY MY HORSE

WILL YOU BUY MY HORSE

Does anyone of you want the following I'm only looking for one person so first come first served?

MAN GETS MACHETE IN HEAD - OUCH

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The most graphic pictures of a splitting headache ever recorded.

You need to see each picture to see the full impact of what has taken place…

Yes these are real and yes the guy has got something which looks like a machete embedded in his head.

He must have upset someone BIG TIME!!

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHALES AND DOLPHINS

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OK, some of you land-locked people are having trouble discerning what the differences are between Dolphins & Whales.

Ya'll need to go back to Aquatic Biology 101 and take ol' lady Snod grass's class again.

... OR You can opt out and take my abridged version of the class.

Good!

I figured you would opt out and do the smart thing. Open your books then.

There'll be a short test at the end of this chapter.

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