Thursday, 14 October 2010

DEVELOPMENT APPLICATION

I JUST APPLIED FOR PLANNING PERMISSION TO BUILD A NEW HOUSE.

IT WAS GOING TO BE 100ft TALL 400ft WIDE WITH 9 TURRETS AT VARIOUS HEIGHTS
AND WINDOWS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND A LOUD OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM.
IT WOULD HAVE PARKING FOR 200 CARS AND I WAS GOING TO PAINT IT SNOT GREEN WITH
CRAPPY PINK TRIM.

THE COUNCIL PLANNING DEPARTMENT TOLD ME POLITELY TO BUGGER OFF

SO I SENT IN THE APPLICATION AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME CALLED IT A MOSQUE,

NOT ONLY DOES THE WORK START MONDAY BUT THE GOVERNMENT HAVE CHIPPED IN
WITH HALF THE COST.


(From our Australian friends)

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