The White House loo

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bil
Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. 'Just think,'
he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.
But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!'

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a
gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary

smiled, and said to Bill:..................


'I found out who pissed in your saxophone.'