The Black Bra...as told by a woman.

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My Engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came
over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall
stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
passionate love all night long.

The Mistress:

Me, too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat
he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and
we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner Batman?"